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     <title>Prop. 8 and the Will of the Voters: A Modest Proposal</title>
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     <description>If voters should be allowed to decide if gays can marry, then maybe some other nuptial scenarios should be on the ballot as well.</description>
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     <pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 10:02:00 PST</pubDate>
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     <title>"Get Low" and "Countdown to Zero": Indie-Gestion</title>
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     <description>Two overrated recent independent films demonstrate that just because it plays at the art house doesn't mean it's art.</description>
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     <pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 17:26:00 PST</pubDate>
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     <title>"Inception": What Cinematic Dreams May Come</title>
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     <description>With &lt;i&gt;Inception&lt;/i&gt;, director Christopher Nolan proves without question that he is one of Hollywood's most captivating filmmakers, even despite his movie's flaws.</description>
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     <pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 08:44:00 PST</pubDate>
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     <title>"Despicable Me": A Bad Guy in a Not-So-Good Movie</title>
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     <description>In the mediocre &lt;i&gt;Despicable Me&lt;/i&gt;, Steve Carell plays a super-villain who gets in touch with his softer side. Elsewhere, the documentary &lt;i&gt;Great Directors&lt;/i&gt; is an inconclusive but engaging look at some master filmmakers' creative process.</description>
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     <pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 13:37:00 PST</pubDate>
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     <title>Am I A Reality Show Reject? </title>
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     <description>"But later that day I received word that I been chosen for a callback. An email followed, instructing me to come to a certain address, to enter the back door only, and to speak to no one. The cryptic message could have doubled as a ransom note or CIA communique."</description>
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     <pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 08:17:00 PST</pubDate>
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     <description>In &lt;i&gt;Wild Grass&lt;/i&gt;, octogenarian French filmmaker Alain Resnais tackles love among the oddballs. </description>
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     <pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 13:53:00 PST</pubDate>
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     <description>The remake of the 1984 original proves that Jaden Smith isn't the charismatic star his father Will is. Elsewhere, &lt;i&gt;Coco Chanel &amp; Igor Stravinsky&lt;/i&gt; is a bittersweet little anti-love story.</description>
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     <pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 17:44:00 PST</pubDate>
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     <description>In &lt;i&gt;Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time&lt;/i&gt;, the ever-evolving indie actor tries his hand at becoming a blockbuster heartthrob. Elsewhere, &lt;i&gt;Survival of the Dead&lt;/i&gt; reanimates George Romero's zombie franchise.</description>
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     <pubDate>Thu, 27 May 2010 16:56:00 PST</pubDate>
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     <description>A young couple learn perhaps too much about each other in this captivating and mysterious German romantic drama. </description>
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     <pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 09:47:00 PST</pubDate>
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     <description>&lt;i&gt;Date Night&lt;/i&gt; is a broad comedy rescued by its talented sitcom stars. Elsewhere, &lt;i&gt;How to Train Your Dragon&lt;/i&gt; is a visual feast in 3-D, and &lt;i&gt;Greenberg&lt;/i&gt; delivers a touching portrait of middle-aged malaise. </description>
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     <pubDate>Fri, 09 Apr 2010 08:30:00 PST</pubDate>
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     <description>&lt;I&gt;Green Zone&lt;/i&gt; reunites Matt Damon and director Paul Greengrass from the Jason Bourne sequels, but the complexities of the Iraq occupation prove too much for them.</description>
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