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     <title>Touch Your Self Help: On Polling</title>
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     <description>Just how reliable is political polling? Our resident self-help expert gets the truth.</description>
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     <pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 12:51:00 PST</pubDate>
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     <title>The Clinton Campaign Goes to the Movies</title>
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     <description>Our political correspondent has been away reporting on the Democratic campaign for the 2008 Presidential Election since January.  On the eve of the Indiana and North Carolina primaries, he uncovered a series of heretofore-unforeseen internal strategy memos from the Hillary campaign detailing Senator Clinton's efforts to woo voters in those states using our shared language of film...</description>
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     <pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 10:37:00 PST</pubDate>
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     <title>"Iron Man": Robert Downey Jr. Tests His Metal</title>
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     <description>The iconic actor proves to be a very different (but very satisfying) comic-book hero. Elsewhere, Coldplay's new single intrigues and a movie about a red balloon beguiles.</description>
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     <pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 08:33:00 PST</pubDate>
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     <description>"In the blink of an eye, the two bigger men pound the smaller guy in the chest and face, throwing punches with the full force of their malice..."</description>
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     <pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:30:00 PST</pubDate>
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     <title>Hollandaise in Hell</title>
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     <description>How would I do as a contestant on &lt;i&gt;Hell's Kitchen&lt;/I&gt;?</description>
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     <pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 21:12:00 PST</pubDate>
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     <title>Moses is Dead: How We Gonna Get to the Promiseland Now?</title>
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     <description>The leading man, as many in America knew it, is gone and so, seemingly, is that frontiersman ideal that his characters espoused and America at its best seemed to live up to around the world. </description>
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     <title>Touch Your Self Help: On Your Own</title>
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     <description>Our resident self-help guru sounds off on the false promises of the "empowerment" industry.</description>
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     <pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:55:00 PST</pubDate>
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     <title>Help Us Write Our Short Story!</title>
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     <description>Come and see the latest chapters in our exciting contest to write the greatest piece of fiction ever.</description>
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     <pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 07:06:00 PST</pubDate>
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     <title>"Leatherheads": George Clooney Has a Ball</title>
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     <description>&lt;i&gt;People&lt;/i&gt;'s sexiest man gets himself all dirty for his enjoyable football comedy. Elsewhere, our writer grooves to &lt;i&gt;Paranoid Park&lt;/i&gt;'s existential drift and gets creeped out by Death Cab for Cutie's new single.</description>
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     <pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 07:33:00 PST</pubDate>
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     <title>The Joyless Luck Club</title>
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     <description>Americanized pan-Asian fast food, cubicle dwelling, and frigid, soul-crushing pessimism.</description>
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     <pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 18:52:00 PST</pubDate>
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     <title>"Stop-Loss": The Tear Hunter</title>
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     <description>Boys do cry (especially if they're being screwed by the Iraq War).</description>
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     <pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:56:00 PST</pubDate>
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     <title>Our Readers Respond: Different Tastes</title>
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     <description>On Ron Paul, Leopold and Loeb, Debt and Chinese Food. </description>
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     <pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 09:11:00 PST</pubDate>
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