Think you have the stuff to join The Simon Staff? Well, why not prove it? This site doesn't run on passion alone. We need manpower!

Currently, we are seeking:

ARTIST: Can you draw? Do you think you can make the funny man with the hat look better than he already does? Have you always wanted to do a political cartoon? Are you aching to show off your photoshop genius? If so, send us an email at:

CIRCULATION EDITOR: Do you have a plan to spread the gospel of the Simon to the internet? We started this thing as a print publication -- we know nothing of this techhie stuff. But if you have bold ideas to help spread our fame, we want you.

WRITERS: Yeah -- you wrote some good stuff in college -- but can you hack it in the big, bad world of independent publishing? We challenge you, dear reader, to show us how good you can give it. Check out our scary, Halloween submission guidelines.