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Here we are, 7th grade Algebra and we're talking in the back while Mrs. Smith is jiggling out a cosine on the chalk-board. First things
By A.J. Daulerio, Jan 18, 2003

How'd Your Job Interview Go?

Shoppers are spending more and more of their money at giant warehouse stores, but buying cheaper isn't necessarily the same as buying smarter. The question is: why should you care?
By Matt Hutaff, Feb 1, 2002

Facing Tragedy and Waking Life

If you're up on your Hollywood gossip, you may have heard the story. A 40 something male studio executive left his wife of 15 years
By Russell Brown, Jan 1, 2002

Can This Be New York?

It is difficult to describe to friends and family in Mattoon, Illinois, the small town where I grew up, the way human interaction is in
By Will Leitch, Jan 1, 2002

Hollywood & Highland: A Disappreciation

One of the appeals of being a critic is that one can easily derive pleasure from attacking something or someone.
By Joe Dungan, Jan 1, 2002

The Lost Art of the Bombshell: Glamour in America is Gone

You might say it all started with the fall of the studio system. You might say it was solidified by Sharon Stone wearing that Gap
By Hillery N. Borton, Jan 1, 2002

Absolutely NOT an Interview with Bjork for Vogue

Raiijacht Potlach Bastardson is not a moniker easily spoken, yet once you learn the rhythm and cadence, you find yourself saying it at the oddest
By Annene Kaye, Jan 1, 2002

Ali Speaks

Time was, when a man was considered a hero it meant that he was something great. Someone who all Americans would strive to be like...
By James H. Gutzman, Jan 1, 2002
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