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Smith Street

The end of the road.
By Will Leitch, Mar 29, 2004

Exhuming McCarthy

When I was 20, I had little idea who I was. At 28, I'm all too familiar.
By Will Leitch, Mar 22, 2004

What Shall Last

My family is the reason I've been able to do anything, and they will be my only legacy.
By Will Leitch, Mar 15, 2004

The Shuttle Bus

The party's over.
By Will Leitch, Mar 8, 2004

The Bride's Head, Revisited

A look back at the woman who inspired a column.
By Will Leitch, Feb 29, 2004

Warfare, And Its Ultimate Implementation

Take a good look. Do you like what you see?
By Will Leitch, Feb 22, 2004

Greetings From Hawaii

This is what vacations are supposed to be like: Planning to go out and see the Farmers Market, or crafts fair, or hula-dancing bears, or whatever, and instead being so drunk on Mai Tais by 8 p.m. that you fall asleep in a puddle of your own drool. Or somebody else's drool.
By Will Leitch, Feb 16, 2004

Thespians

I can't think of a single function in life where just being yourself is appropriate.
By Will Leitch, Feb 8, 2004
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