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Hollandaise in Hell

How would I do as a contestant on Hell's Kitchen?
By Dave Stinton, Apr 16, 2008

The Joyless Luck Club

Americanized pan-Asian fast food, cubicle dwelling, and frigid, soul-crushing pessimism.
By Dave Stinton, Apr 2, 2008

Wing the Merciless

In which I continue the assault on my taste buds.
By Dave Stinton, Mar 19, 2008

It Was Then That I Curried You

The divinity of spicy food.
By Dave Stinton, Mar 5, 2008

Gelato-Eroticism

The unique satisfaction of cranking your own ice cream.
By Dave Stinton, Feb 7, 2008

Bechamel Mucho

I try a mac and cheese recipe that's more art than Kraft.
By Dave Stinton, Jan 23, 2008

Chard and Feathered

I face poultry and larvae to welcome a new green, leafy vegetable into my life.
By Dave Stinton, Jan 9, 2008

The Gutcracker Suite

Must be a bowlful of jelly ('cause a bowlful of jam don't shake like that).
By Dave Stinton, Dec 28, 2007
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