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If They Could Sashimi Now

Rolling my own sushi.
By Dave Stinton, May 28, 2008

Concessions Speech

On chewing your way through celluloid.
By Dave Stinton, May 15, 2008

Hollandaise in Hell

How would I do as a contestant on Hell's Kitchen?
By Dave Stinton, Apr 16, 2008

The Joyless Luck Club

Americanized pan-Asian fast food, cubicle dwelling, and frigid, soul-crushing pessimism.
By Dave Stinton, Apr 2, 2008

Wing the Merciless

In which I continue the assault on my taste buds.
By Dave Stinton, Mar 19, 2008

It Was Then That I Curried You

The divinity of spicy food.
By Dave Stinton, Mar 5, 2008

Gelato-Eroticism

The unique satisfaction of cranking your own ice cream.
By Dave Stinton, Feb 7, 2008

Bechamel Mucho

I try a mac and cheese recipe that's more art than Kraft.
By Dave Stinton, Jan 23, 2008
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